
Hear from your little mates :)


This is Penny, a Shirelands Pig
But don't worry! Not for long. With our expedited process of head and leg removal, little Penny here will be sizzling away in a matter of minutes. We tender our meat with karate chop and high kick super chop, ensuring a lively meal.
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This is Chumpy
"Please don't eat me, wah wah wah"
The sound that every parents fear.
POW
Kung Fu smack, now turn into sausages and meat you dirty ape
Now yur kids r safe forever in the magical land of

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